Log in

Kinda like a penguin sanctuary ...
[Most Recent Entries] [Calendar View] [Friends]

Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in jemimapenguin's LiveJournal:

[ << Previous 20 ]
Monday, November 24th, 2008
11:52 am

Current Mood: happy
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008
4:10 pm


DJ Spooky/Paul D. Miller’s next large scale multimedia performance work will be an acoustic portrait of a rapidly changing continent. The Antarctic Suite transforms Miller’s first person encounter with the harsh, dynamic landscape into multimedia portraits with music composed from the different geographies that make up the land mass. Miller’s field recordings from a portable studio, set up to capture the acoustic qualities of Antarctic ice forms, reflect a changing and even vanishing environment under duress. Coupled with visual material from Getty Images’ vast collection, The Antarctic Suite is a seventy minute performance, creating a unique and powerful moment around man’s relationship with nature.

Nice idea, but hopelessly human-centric, "only uninhabited continent" indeed ...
Saturday, July 14th, 2007
3:45 pm

Current Mood: happy
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
9:37 am

5 foot Prehistoric Tropical Penguin Found!

In totally unrelated matters, does anyone have contact details for any good genetic cloning labs? Particularly ones with few morals?

Hmmmmmm ... Neil's installed some lilly pads in my paddling pool, seems a bit odd! Wonder what it can mean?
Monday, April 16th, 2007
1:35 pm
Dangerous threat!
Recently, I've become aware of a subversive group of penguins within the superior penguin species!
A group known as "PETH" (Penguins for the Ethical Treatment of Humans) have been criticising the "mistreatment" of human pets by penguins - particularly the practice of "pecking to death". This mysterious group's mottos are "Hugs and gin, not pecking!" and "Don't peck the human!".
Obviously, this sort of liberal nonsense is unacceptable - I mean, it's the thin end of the wedge, next thing you know we'd be giving them full penguin rights! The very idea!
I don't know the identity of this group (although I have my suspicions ...), but anyone found harbouring these dangerous criminals will be pecked to death!

Current Mood: irritated
Friday, March 9th, 2007
12:00 am
Monday, December 18th, 2006
10:12 am
Penguin Week!
This week on Channel 5, there's propaganda a documentary series on every night, 7.15-8.00 about the SUPERIOR PENGUIN SPECIES.

from the listings:
Ground-breaking series in which filmmaker Nigel Marven meets and documents four different species of penguin in their own environment - the sub-Antarctic island of South Georgia. Each programme explores a week in the life of the penguins and is based in three different locations.

This can only be a good thing, although there's not a single station entirely devoted to penguins (yet ...).
Obviously, I will be expecting everyone to be watching intently - I will be requiring a 25 page essay on the series from each of you, by next Monday morning.

Current Mood: excited
Thursday, December 14th, 2006
2:49 pm
Yay! Nicked from sublevel3
On the twelfth day of Christmas, jemimapenguin sent to me...
Twelve fairy penguins drumming
Eleven emperor penguins piping
Ten chinstrap penguins a-leaping
Nine jackass penguins dancing
Eight spermicidal whales a-milking
Seven queen penguins a-swimming
Six gentoo penguins a-herring
Five ki-i-i-ing penguins
Four royal penguins
Three fjordland penguins
Two macaroni penguins
...and an air in a viscousity.
Get your own Twelve Days:
Saturday, December 9th, 2006
12:09 pm

Current Mood: excited
Monday, August 21st, 2006
4:02 pm
Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
8:20 pm
I present to you, everyone's favourite Antarctican folk band - Godspeed, You! Black and White Emperor Penguin

Godspeed You Black and White Emperor Penguin

I do all the work and write all the songs - the other guy is just some rubbish session musician

Current Mood: creative
Sunday, May 14th, 2006
5:25 pm

Current Mood: silly
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
11:00 am

From 12-23 June the UK Government is hosting the annual meeting of the Antarctic Treaty. To celebrate this you can get a taste of Antarctica through a feast of events for all the family.


Yay - I'll be checking tickets sales for everyone one my friends list ...

in less salubrious news ...

Somehow, I don't think this film will capture the true dignity of the superior penguin species! :-(

Current Mood: grumpy
Monday, April 17th, 2006
1:59 pm

A scholarly study of the alternative evolution of penguins, if they dinosaurs hadn't died out: link. And if you don't believe it, I'll set the Screaming Ninja Penguin of DEATH!!! (Mortipinguis shinobi) on you ...
Thursday, April 6th, 2006
12:13 pm
Neil says he'll throw me out if I play this song one more time ...

La Papa Pinguin

I expect everyone to learn the dance!

Current Mood: bouncy
Friday, March 24th, 2006
3:53 pm
Friday, March 3rd, 2006
11:58 am
You know what, I had a look through your friends list, and there wasn't one single penguin picture !!!
So, I've remedied the situation - who says Jemima doesn't look out for your interests?


Current Mood: cheerful
Friday, January 6th, 2006
11:54 am

The Cute Factor

Interesting article about how humans are genetically engineered inclined to submit to their penguin masters care for cute, defenceless fluffy penguins! Yay!

Current Mood: bouncy
Friday, October 14th, 2005
9:53 am


what ... why's everyone looking at me like that?!

Current Mood: sick
Friday, September 30th, 2005
9:33 am
Surf's up



Current Mood: chipper
[ << Previous 20 ]
About LiveJournal.com