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Kinda like a penguin sanctuary ...

only more evil, and with Brown Sauce

Name:
jemimapenguin
Birthdate:
23 February
External Services:
  • jemimapenguin@livejournal.com
RIBBIT!



Penguins are love.


Hi, I'm Jemima, I'm a penguin - I live with my very good friend Neil, and - no - before you ask, it's not like that! (although he does come home drunk and try it on with me sometimes ...)
I'm the high priestess in a very important religion known as The Church of the Brown and Viscous. Our main aim is total world domination - achieved by mobilising vast armies of living dead penguins (resurrected through Thee Sacrament of Brown Sauce). Through this, we intend to completely enslave the human race. My Friends list represents the chosen few who will be spared.


RIBBIT!




Who else is love?
pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005
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